Yes, an accordion. During yoga. To be played during yoga class. Yoga. Not band. And if that wasn't bad enough, he started singing/chanting, too. It was absolutely horrifying. I can still here it now. The sound of his accordion and chanting will haunt me forever and ever.
At the end of the class we were lying on our backs, breathing with our eyes closed. This past year, I really embraced yoga and got to a place where I can completely relax and think about nothing. I love it. This has actually become my favorite part of class. I usually end up so relaxed that I come close to falling asleep. I had gotten past his horrendous accordion, and was in my wonderful zen place where I don't have a care in the world.
And then it happened. He started playing his stupid accordion. My eyes popped open and I was so annoyed that my heart started to race. I know that sound dramatic, but I take so little time for myself and really wanted to enjoy the class. I was there with a friend, and she wasn't a fan either. Hands down, the worst yoga experience of my life.
Now tell me this. What on earth led this "yoga instructor" to believe that people would find this stupid instrument relaxing?! If you play the accordion, I'm sorry. It really is a stupid instrument, and it's a little uncool. And you know it. Get a guitar. Guitars are cool. Or play the piano. Everyone loves the piano. The worst part about this yoga idiot and his instrument of death is that everyone is probably so surprised by it that no one says anything. The complete and utter shock is mistaken for enjoyment, so he keeps doing it again and again, destroying yoga classes for innocent people all over the city. You'd think he would realize that maybe this is the reason he's a sub.
If you are a yoga instructor and have been thinking about playing the accordion for your class, do. not. do. it. And if you are the yoga instructor that destroyed my class, please light your accordion on fire.